Idiot guide to creating a wholesome sandwich

1. Wash vege (i like a lot of them) and toss with balsamic vinegar

2. Pop meat (i prefer salami than leg ham) in microwave for a few seconds...

3. Toast bread

4. Put a slice of cheese on toasted bread and melt in microwave for a few seconds

5. Cut up a fresh tomato

6. Pile meat, vege, tomato, mayo, dipping sauce, pepper on the toasted bread with melted cheese

7. Dig in

8. Wash it down with yummylicious juice....